Australian
Federal Parliament brings you The Liberal Party and The Labour
Party and their many friends in.
The Wizard in AUS
John
Howard the delusional leader asks his all knowing technology
dollar crystal ball “How can I as the mere leader of
the Liberal (Fascist) Party make Aus see the way's of capitalism
the way I know and love it”. The reply comes “Tell
the people that they have an enemy and must go to war, and
also the enemy is within Aus and they are called terrorist's.
Tell them they have to guard their borders because the terrorist's
are coming on boats. These boat people are calling themselves
political refugees and these terrorist's calling themselves
refugees should not be released into Aus society. Other humane
countries might accept these people because they may throw
their children overboard and use them as pawn's. Also tell
your people that in order to make these things work they will
have to give up some of their right's and freedom's, the IR
laws will need to be changed to make sure workers don’t
have a leg to stand on”. John Howard thanked the technology
dollar crystal ball and went tell his Liberal (Fascist) Party
what they needed to do.

While
John Howard was on his way to meet the rest of the Liberal
(Fascist) Party his royal Capitalist Master George W Bush
appeared like one of them hologram thingy's. He introduced
himself in his usual moronic rant and rave “Hey it’s
me George W Bush leader of the free world blah blah blah”.
John replied “I’ve read your book and agree with
you without question - but how do you call yourself the leader
of the free world when in your mighty nation people have to
pay for everything - even their health care. By the way can
I get a position title in your regime - how about ‘Trusted
Ass Kisser’. With my new title I will put my nation
and its people at your disposal while you run the show through
me.
APEC
Sydney Sept 2007 is where we can sell uranium and gas and
also take away more workers rights so we can make more money.
Before you know everyone will have an ID card with no award
wages and whatever else we can brainwash them into signing
away. I’m glad that our huge brainwashing machine "The
media" is helping us to achieve our targets. John Howard
said to his fellow liberals fascists.

John Howard had gathered
together all his No.1 Liberal (Fascist) Party supporters including
Peter Costello (one of the most despised men in Aus Federal
Politics). “Hi people of Aus” John Howard said.
“If you reelect me as your leader I will give you a
few microscopic cash handouts. I’ll give you income
tax breaks and take it back in fuel taxes. I’ll cut
your wages and take away your holiday pay. There’ll
be no more RDO’s and penalty rates so we can help your
company create more jobs by employing more people for less
money. I’ll help continue the war on terror and maybe
we can help Mr. Bush attack Iran”. John Howard had learnt
his election strategies from watching impoverished India's
elections processes. There is a huge gap between the rich
and the peasant class in India even though the people have
democratic elections. The people of India vote based on which
party will give them the biggest cash hand out rather than
who has the better long term policies for the nation and themselves,
such as the socialist parties. John Howard learnt these strategies
well. I’ll give you a few extra cash dollars, I’ll
cut taxes and shorten hospital queues. I’ll even give
you better schools. It’s plain to see that if you reelect
me I’ll take and take and take from you until you have
nothing else to give.
“Psst
Psst G’day” said Kevin Rudd leader of the opposition
Labor (right-winged, liberal) Party, to John Howard. “Listen
I’m taking your shoes as you can see I’m clearly
the peoples choice. You know the deal, you try and force through
the changes and I take back the rains. I will slowly get the
people to accept the changes you have instigated and with
a few minor tweaks here and there. The people of Aus have
no choice when they vote for me, I’ll keep your laws
but make them think they want them with the small changes
I make. Don’t worry I’ll continue cutting their
wages and conditions and make them feel like there united
with one voice. I’ll blame you John Howard for destroying
the Aus economy and I’ll use your GST, IR laws, the
war ,the refugees and all the other tools you have left me.
I’ll take and take and take but only 3/4 as much as
you. I’ll stand on my pedestal and call you a fool and
say see with me I don’t take as much as him. The unions
will be my voice because they have no power anymore and need
me to control them.
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